Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for January 11, 2024

If I dated someone 25 years younger,

1: I would consider it a miracle and

2: She would only be 42!

Yea, I’m that old. Recently had a birthday and thought I was 66 but after getting the calculator out went up another year………………

If I dated someone 25 years younger they would be 45.

Just a whippersapper

My husband is 23 years older than I am. Married 30 years.

I still think of anyone younger than 40 as ‘kids’ and ‘youngsters’. Date a man that age? Oh heck no….

When asked, anround age 99 or 100, why he dated younger women, Groucho Marks remarked (pun intended), “What else is there?”

When I got together with my last husband, I was told I was robbing the cradle. He was only 5 years younger than me.

Is he robbing the cradle or is she robbing the grave?

Love knows no age (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡