Wrong Hands by John Atkinson for January 26, 2024

He’ll…e…um… float away.

If the dog farts, is it a Noble gas?

Just remember, what goes up must come down……especially if you are full of hot air.

some animals are more quadrupedal than others…

Chickens are the enemy?

Cool, you’ve got the knot on the nose end. That’s where it usually is. That pig would be really hard to do with one balloon.