F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 20, 2024

And to think all the scream fighting started when as a joke, he tossed an empty condom wrapper; in the back seat of the scream fight husband’s car….

I used to live above a couple that would have loud arguments like clockwork at 10:30PM. And when they weren’t fighting, their dog was howling constantly. I was not sad when they moved away.

If it works like other forms of entertainment, you might be able to live-stream them from their new location, on a subscriber channel.

I once worked with a guy whose neighbors were very unhappy when he and his wife moved away. They would have loud fights. As he would drive away from the house, she would throw his tools at him. The neighbors hadn’t had to buy a tool in years.

Maybe a drive by couple will “liven” up the neighborhood.

we’re so much happier (and much more relaxed) now that we’ve moved away from the neighbors with the shrieking little girl. the first time she started up, i thought her mother was stabbing her with a fork. turned out that it was just a thing she did, screaming like a banshee. all the &*%$ time…

It’s okay, they can always watch the same stuff on reality TV, any day of the week, all day long.