1 and Done by Eric Scott for January 08, 2024

No thanks. I’ll slurp it here.

Can you box it and deliver it?

Never blaspheme the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Ramen

And by to-go box, I mean dump truck.

I heard the portions here were generous but this is ridiculous!

Don’t forget the speecy- spicy meat-a-balls!

LOL

I’m-a guessing he’s a gonna pasta.

I don’t like getting spaghetti at a restaurant, they always give you lots of noodles and almost no sauce, case in point

“Um… I ordered the LARGE pasta.”

yes and no

I miss the days when “Doggie Bag” was the preferred nomenclature.

Just spool it up on a giant fork.