WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 24, 2024

At least they’re the traditional vampires. Not the Glittery Angelic kind of Vampire.

That sucks.

I wonder if you can become a proper vampire if you wear dentures.

There is a modicum of truth here, especially above the Arctic Circle.

Pay no attention to the vamps on the street in daylight…it’s at night ya gotta worry about!

I’ve always lived in northern tier states, and that’s one thing I don’t care for a tall…the short days…(and all the stinkin’ vampires to boot!)