It makes me wonder, if people are being prohibited from poaching elephants for their ivory, then where exactly have they been getting imitation ivory from?
reminds me growing up when i was really little, we had a piano…it was a player piano, you could put the music in and hit the pumps, but it is odd because neither my parents nor i played the piano
eolan59 8 months ago
And the piano has been drinking…
fuzzbucket Premium Member 8 months ago
The keys used to be real ivory.
Doug K 8 months ago
As long as it wasn’t from an incontinent cat that used to walk across the keys.
ladykat 8 months ago
It yellowed with age. Smoking had nothing to do with it.
anamchara42 8 months ago
Victor Borge used to say “My keys are yellow because my elephant smoked too much.”
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 8 months ago
The previous owner was a smoker, possibly!
CaveCat87 8 months ago
It makes me wonder, if people are being prohibited from poaching elephants for their ivory, then where exactly have they been getting imitation ivory from?
preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago
I’ve noticed old ivory keys on pianos will turn yellow. It seems moisture has that effect on ivory and bone, not smoking.
oakie817 8 months ago
reminds me growing up when i was really little, we had a piano…it was a player piano, you could put the music in and hit the pumps, but it is odd because neither my parents nor i played the piano
cj7ole 8 months ago
Gross!
jscarff57 Premium Member 8 months ago
Great balls of fire!
Cameron1988 Premium Member 8 months ago
Who has a piano in their own anymore?
bucker39 Premium Member 8 months ago
I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I ‘m a midnite toker
WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago
In fact, it’s so old that the elephant who “donated” tusks for the keys was also a smoker.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 8 months ago
Think that’s the piano from Billy Joel’s song ‘Piano Man’? You just know the patrons of that club smoked a lot back then.
Aladar30 Premium Member 8 months ago
And you touch that???
Ron Bauerle 8 months ago
“Ms. Goose”? I thought Atilla was her pet?
Are2Dee2 about 1 month ago
Hahaha