Strange Brew by John Deering for January 15, 2024

Even AI will probably have some trouble understanding instructions manuals.

I used to work in the Crash Test Dummy department for General Motors in Milford, Michigan quite a few years ago. It took some time to get used to walking back to the coffee room and passing by rows of dummies wearing soft pink outfits (for modesty I guess, lol). And when they were being tested, one could hear the loud WHUMP all through the building. Pretty good likeness her except for the clothes.

It must be the crash course.

Step one: Put on your yellow and black stickers.

There will need to be a lot more collision simulations for self-driving cars. It is currently expected that the driver will be in a certain position, and that is what is tested. Once freed of driving duties, the driver can be in a lot more precarious positions.

Collisions always give him a dummy ache.

I do not trust self driving cars…..no way no how!

Very clever!

…got that right

Aren’t all self driving cars for dummies? They will most likely make you into a crash dummy if you do not monitor and pay attention.