Chip Bok for January 10, 2024

It’s OK, they found the door so they won’t have to buy a new one.

United found bolts loose too, so Chip who does that point to?

The pilot I know who works for Alaska said Boeing gave Alaska planes that were not adequately tested.

I know, let’s further deregulate the industry to improve quality. /s

This is the time to panic.

… like on the 727 when the pilots start walking toward the back of the airplane, whistling with their hands in their pockets…

Boeing has admitted it was their fault – not the airline.

I hope you feel better now Bok, but we already heard about it.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A “BUSINESSMAN” IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING HE CAN PROFIT OFF OF.

Someone had a few screws loose at Boeing.

Chip had a funny comic! Wonders never cease!

The most dangerous part of flying still remains to drive to the airport.

Remember, passengers, “Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.”

Keep your seatbelt on at all times.

Uh oh…is right!

Was it Blue Loc-tite or Red Loc-tite ? /s

From Hill Street Blues: LaRue and Washington (I believe) were passengers on a plane experiencing some difficulty. As the plane careens and shakes, the flight attendant instructs the passengers to “lean forward, and put your head between your knees”, to which LaRue adds, not missing a beat, “and kiss your butt goodbye”.

Should properly say Boeing, not Alaska. PBC (Pre bean counting) management, used to be the safest planes in the sky. Now I prefer Airbus. Quieter, roomier, and apparently better designed and built.

“Money” Pink Floyd

The quality of work is often proportional to the wages paid. The lot that put that door on were.. likely low paid kids that had trouble reading instructions.

Bok won’t fly now.