Petunia & Dre by Allison Garwood for January 16, 2024

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    codycab  11 months ago

    You deserve better, Petunia.

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    Grumpy Old Guy  11 months ago

    Obviously dodged a bullet there….

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 11 months ago

    Look on the bright side, he might have got hit by a bus, or been abducted by monks, or something.

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    nancyb creator 11 months ago

    You got off very, VERY lucky.

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    Skeptical Meg  11 months ago

    I love you, Big Al.

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    Judeeye Premium Member 11 months ago

    It feels like you dodged a bullet there. Getting ghosted is so weird. It’s the cowards way of not dealing with an issue. If the guy reads this I hope he knows he’s a real jerk. As for being unlovable, ha, I don’t think so. ❤️

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    ericlscott creator 11 months ago

    We all have our nightmares. Thanks for sharing.

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    greenlynn Premium Member 11 months ago

    Someone said, "Men, if it were not for their “genitals” (not the word she used), there would be an bounty of them.

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    Robert Wilson Premium Member 11 months ago

    So sad.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 11 months ago

    I’m so sorry Al, I’d like to encourage you but doing so would be the thing I hate most but, here we go;

    Be thankful you didn’t end up married to the human version of a tapeworm who sucks the life out of you and leaves you empty weak and unable to function as well as broke. I ignored all the red flags too.

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    tims145  11 months ago

    Words fail me. So I just sit here with my mouth hanging open for a while.

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    davewhamond creator 11 months ago

    That’s the good thing about jerks. They always tell you who they are.

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    FunnyReader - 2022 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Like the person who borrows a small amount of money and then disappears, a small loss rather than a potentially much bigger one. Reddest of all flags is someone wanting to immediately ingratiate themselves to the child of a single mom. Congratulations on a clean break rather than a lingering stalker – the flip side. You are completely loveable.

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    willie_mctell  11 months ago

    Sounds like a gift from the universe to me.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 11 months ago

    With a person like that, it makes you wonder if in what he told you there was something true or if it was all lies. Better to lose them than find them.

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