Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 07, 2024

neither – it’s for the bottom

Agnes is full of bologna!!

The dresser creature is looking even more odd than usual today.

This strip used to be family friendly.

Truer words were never spoken. Agnes is correct for once. No one suspects bologna as a “love potion”.

Fried baloney is good, but leave off the lavender seasoning please!

Agnes has somehow discovered the wonder of Lebanon Bologna. Brown County takes a step forward in civilization.

♪♫ “My Bologna has a first name, it’s A-G-N-E-S…” ♪♫

I’ll pass, since I already have a love salami

Yes! I’m in love!

Make it bacon or chocolate, depending on who you are trying to attract.

I recall that being one of the better lines in Coal Miner’s Daughter with Sissy Spacek and Tommy Lee Jones. Loretta and Doo are traveling around by car trying to convince radio stations to play her record. They don’t have much money and eat a lot of baloney because it’s cheap. Doo tells Loretta that “baloney makes your horny”. Loretta make the mistake of repeating this in an on air radio interview. Doesn’t go over well. But is funny.

agnes’s love potion is a buncha baloney…

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Agnes’ love potion is likely toxic. Pass.

On the other hand, she could market it with the slogan, “Love hurts.”