Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for February 05, 2024

Is she looking for something to write a song about?

Perhaps Taylor should find a nice girl to settle down with, instead of having relationship after relationship with guys (which is not what she really wants), and then blaming them for another failed relationship, and destroying their lives.

She doesn’t want to actually “do” the dishes. ;-D

i’ve read that the subject of this sweet parody, ms. swift, actually does her own dishes and cooking too

I’ve gotta work on my “musical superstar talents”. I really want one of those somebodies who’ll do everything for me.

How about you dry the dishes for Megan?

Well, Taylor, it’s never too late to learn.

“I want to live like common people, I want to do whatever common people do.”

Shatner’s cover of that was interesting, but I don’t think it’s a good fit for Taylor.

What is a “common people?”

That’s close to normal for her. Hey, sounds like a song.

Show her how to clean a fish and cook it.

“Okay. I’ll wash, you dry. Good luck with that.”

that’s exactly what my wife says to me…