Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for January 23, 2024

She could save everyone a lot of time and headaches if she just wrote them for everyone. Meanwhile everyone else could get some actual work done.

We want Our goals to be, YOUR goals!!

She has very specific goals. Why not just copy and paste, so you can be an A student.

My goal was to retire. I achieved it. It is good to achieve your goals!

“Here’s YOUR goal to remember, There’s two places you can stay for free: 1) In your own lane. 2) Out of my business”.

Deal with it, Dewy.

Get cracking, Dewey! Put your nose to the grindstone!

You know she’ll be brutal if she writes them! Gasp!

He’s already got his hands full making his New Year’s resolutions.

Goal One. Lower the bar. Goal two. No, lower. Goal three. Still not low enough – try digging a hole.

OK OK, Goal 1 – Convince you I do NOT want your job. Goal 2 Do my job according to what was outlined when I got hired. Goal 3 – Leave me alone or I will post your keystoke log on the company intranet board & the pinhole video from somewhere in your office. EOF

GOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLL!

Oops, sorry.

LOL!

Quote Frank and Ernest! “Short term goal, make it to 5 PM. Long term goal, string together a bunch of short term goals.” I wrote that on my final performance review before retiring! The military office I worked for was not amused. I was.

i’m lucky, ’cause my wife writes all my goals for me… ☺