Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for February 07, 2024

I’m reminded of a movie. Idiocracy

Newsom whosome?

Sadly, there are people who would vote for a candidate simply for that candidate’s appearance.

Makes sense… California has more Hair & Nail salons than any other State … around 166,000

When your idea of a slick hairstyle is a willowy orange comb-over you are definitely going to focus on Newsome’s hair.

I’m impressed with Newsome… but not favorably.

Beats whatever physics defying occurrence trump employs. Even princess ivanka jokes about it.

I’m not.