Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 30, 2024

Unless Andy’s raided Flo’s purse again, there’s no way he could have been talking about himself.

… and here ladies and gentlemen, we learn from Mr Murray, how to not optimistic in a flick of a second and to take life slowly. Hope you had a very useful lesson for today. Thank you.

The pot calling the kettle black!!

Andy’s like this forever.

Doesn’t “mean” mean cheap or stingy in the UK?

Yeah, Murray is a mean kind of guy.

Murray better hurry and buy a round before Chalkie shows up. Andy already drinks for two. He could save a few pounds.

It also applies to you, Andy.

ba dum tss

So, a question from Canada vis a vis buying beer in a pub. What kind of price are they asking these days for a standard sized glass of domestic beer, there, and what would an average blue collar worker make in a day there. I’m curious just how much a round of beer would cost?

You’re right Andy, I’m a bit out of practice, could you show me how it’s done.

Of course shame te guy into purple suit!

Andy is a man of means. And I don’t mean the money kind.

Andy is despicable and I love it. Haha.

xxx

Actually, Andy’s seen the error of Murray’s ways.

On the average Murray don by pint for Andy…

Figures!!

Scottish poet made an apt observation in an ode that is particularly fitting for Andy:

“O wad some Power the giftie gie us

To see oursels as ithers see us!”

The poem?" To A Louse."