Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 12, 2024

would that be an electronic boomerang?

Did Patrick Mahomes start this way?

I would like to buy that stick.

Wait, do you have a stick that also throws itself?

You are a total disgrace, Poncho!

Cue the song, “My Boomerang Won’t Come Back.”

Soooo, no excercise for Poncho?

One stick to rule them all, one stick to find them, One stick to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

Magnets!!!

Brilliant. I’ll take two. I wonder if this would suffice for a patent idea enough for Poncho to sue someone who starts manufacturing such a great device?

My dog is really good at the “going and getting it” and the “bringing it back” part of Fetch. We are still, however, working on the “letting it go” part.

And then you become an Eloi….

Poncho’s best motivations for exercise are hunger and fear.

Poncho knows how to program? Will wonders never cease?

Easier for you, Chaz; or for Poncho?