Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for July 17, 2024

maybe because you didn’t annoy enough people up north

The boss thought they were doing you a favor: major growth potential district.

A-B-C. Always. Be. Closing. No coffee for you until you sell ten mowers.

Funnel it and sell it as a snow blower!!!

Try switching over to Frigidaires.

‘It starts with a single grassy shoot. Wouldn’t you like to be prepared to protect your family?’ Easy, very extended, financing. No trades-ins for this promotion.

They coulda sent you to the North selling ice makers to the Eskimos.

You can’t get any mower south than that.

I don’t know. Jenkins is selling snow blowers in Cuba. :)

And everybody know you can trust products from Acme.

Territories.