Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for March 10, 2024

lmao yep.

Yes Hawthorn, you have thousands of readers out here who likewise wish you an awful day.

Have a bad day, Hawthorne.

Don’t flatter yourself, Hawthorne, there are some positive portrayals of crabs in popular culture.

Perhaps Hawthorne can find his inner crab at a soft-shelled crab restaurant.

I like my crabs steamed.

Hawthorne woke up in a good mood because of all the people who were in the dumps over having to set their clocks forward an hour over a seeming arbitrary rule. He’s an emotional vampire.

Fix your attitude by literally pounding sand…

Get a shell….

He’d rather be pinching toes.

“Five cents, please!”

Have a truly awful day, Hawthorne. Pinch yourself.

Hawthorne in a good mood is still obnoxious