Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for February 15, 2024

I’m sure the rest of the students will find that most risible indeed.

I bow before the King of Pranks

Miles: “And, when you do something stupid and it goes down on my record…”

Kevin: “Exactly! It’s a twofer!”

Two days by my count.

Ugh… Kevin, you Goomba! This ain’t kindergarten! You’ll have to think BIG like Bowser!

Kevin, you’re really out of practice with your pranking, aren’t you?

Been there done that. What we did though was reverse the entire class, the boys went by the girls name and the girls by the boys. We were evil teens.

As a former substitute teacher, it never gets old!

It’s all fun and games till the kid that has your name starts acting up too much.

in high school we had a chemistry teacher who was always pushing his glasses up his nose, they kept slipping down, and in fact so much that our classes started counting and we’d compare numbers at lunch…one day my buddy John and i got there early and we put a little vaseline on his glasses…most of classes numbers were like 25 or so…that day we hit 100 and stopped counting