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Joke my father used to tell:“Doctor, I’m having trouble sleeping…”“Can’t get to sleep at night?”“No, I sleep great at night! Mornings are OK too. But I just toss and turn all afternoon!”
He needs to get a decent sleep so when he hit’s the pub full of vim and vigor, he’ll be fit for fighting and other general mayhem which he’s apt to contribute to with full gusto.
As usual Andy, you are right, the Doc is not sympathetic to your problem. I hope you were able to catch a few winks while you were waiting to see the doctor.
seanfear about 1 year ago
wait a minute doc … you mean all these years with my “hammer treatment” were in vain?!?!?? o_O
snsurone76 about 1 year ago
No, it’s classed as “lazy worthlessness”.
constantine48 about 1 year ago
Sounds like insomnia to me!
Cornelius Noodleman about 1 year ago
Here’s lookin’ back at ya Andy.
Jayalexander about 1 year ago
You’d get more empathy from the bar keep, Where to next Mr. Capp?
Mediatech about 1 year ago
Lousy doctor, probably can’t even cure the common cold.
BenGMan about 1 year ago
But you might be tired.
Freebyrd1 about 1 year ago
There is something wrong with him. In the afternoons he’s suffering from low blood alcohol. That’s his problem.
Printer about 1 year ago
With patients like him, no wonder it takes so long to get an appointment.
huskiecoach about 1 year ago
“struck off”?
CorkLock about 1 year ago
Wonder if Andy Haters have any friends – lazy or worthless?
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’ve taken to napping in the morning and afternoon. My doctor says it’s due to my depression.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
It makes sense to Andy….note his facial expression!
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
Now, let’s discuss your liver…
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
He probably has problems dropping off in the afternoon because of the anticipation of the impending pub crawl.
rmercer Premium Member almost 1 year ago
Joke my father used to tell:“Doctor, I’m having trouble sleeping…”“Can’t get to sleep at night?”“No, I sleep great at night! Mornings are OK too. But I just toss and turn all afternoon!”
Linguist almost 1 year ago
I’ve often said, I know more old drunks than old doctors.
Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 1 year ago
He needs to get a decent sleep so when he hit’s the pub full of vim and vigor, he’ll be fit for fighting and other general mayhem which he’s apt to contribute to with full gusto.
The Orange Mailman almost 1 year ago
Somnambulate is the word for sleepwalk.
tad1 almost 1 year ago
Andy have insomnia? Yeah, right! I think I saw a classic Andy Capp strip that had this sort of joke.
Buckeye67 almost 1 year ago
As usual Andy, you are right, the Doc is not sympathetic to your problem. I hope you were able to catch a few winks while you were waiting to see the doctor.
anncorr339 almost 1 year ago
Andy if you were not laying around all the time you might sLerp better
mjcousino almost 1 year ago
I think my cat has the same issue after her fifth nap of the day.