Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 22, 2024

It’s a selective reading. Works with certain books as well.

This is exactly how “global warming” was sold to the proles.

Bidenomics professor

Someone give that chicken a Nobel Prize!

“And that’s how I created ‘market forecasting’.”

Figures don’t lie. Liars figure.

this is what a cartoon is supposed to look like! tell that to “9 chickweed lane”!its just missing some grit. 8/10

We all dreaded the annual company staff meeting about the fiscal year. Every year we would be shown a slide with a chart of current profits (not good) and projected profits (oh, so nice). In fact, I think they used the same slide with only the year changed. I left just before they were bought out by another company, which had apparently been impressed by that chart.

adjust a number here, and leave out a date there. Fudge just a smudge on the bottom line with a dash of inverted reverse and you too can make the stats or figures say whatever you wish them to say. The problem is when the reality of the visual physical, does not confirm the figures. js

I can do that on an Etch-a-Sketch! :)

Just Make sure it all adds up!

The SEC and the IRS might disagree.

Oh, inflation statistics.