Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for February 17, 2024

Very succinct.

Unfortunately the Newport Fault apparently ran right beneath our house. We could actually hear a Quake coming.

I can imagine that living on a fault line in California might also impact one’s marriage.

Does that make the saying have a triple meaning?

Then there are those that purposely build on, and sometimes over, the edge of a cliff. As long as its collapse doesn’t scratch their car they’re good.

Classic.

Good advice.

“our love is on the fault line” – crystal gayle [loretta lynn’s sister] …Well, I hear it comin’I can feel it in my bonesAnd it’s weighin’ heavy on meLike a sack full of stones… And I see it in your eyes, babyEach time we meetAnd I sense somethin’ movin’Underneath our feet… Baby, our love is on the fault lineAnd you’re sayin’ that the fault’s mineI can’t believe that you’re so blindCan’t believe, can’t believe… You’ve been stirrin’ up an earthquakeYou’ve been cookin’ up a heartbreakAnd I hope it ain’t too lateFor our love, for our love… Now there’s a chilly wind a blowin’And it’s whippin’ up a galeStorm clouds are brewin’And I know it’s gonna hail… And I see it in your eyes, babyEach time we meetAnd sense somethin’ movin’Underneath our feet… Baby, our love is on the fault lineAnd you’re sayin’ that the fault’s mineI can’t believe that you’re so blindCan’t believe, can’t believe… You’ve been stirrin’ up an earthquakeYou’ve been cookin’ up a heartbreakAnd I hope it ain’t too lateFor our love, for our love… I feel it in my bones, I see it in your eyesComin’ up behind, here it comesHold on tight… You’ve been stirrin’ up an earthquakeYou’ve been cookin’ up a heartbreakAnd I hope it ain’t too lateFor our love, for our love… Our love is on the fault lineAnd you’re sayin’ that the fault’s mineI can’t believe that you’re so blindCan’t believe, can’t believe… You’ve been stirrin’ up an earthquakeYou’ve been cookin’ up a heartbreakAnd I hope it ain’t too lateFor our love, for our love… Our love is on the fault lineAnd you’re sayin’ that the fault’s mineI can’t believe that you’re so blindCan’t believe, can’t believe… Our love is on the fault lineAnd you’re sayin’ that the fault’s mineI can’t believe that you’re so blindCan’t believe, can’t believe

Also, don’t live in California.

My advice to new grooms is “Buy petite and keep the receipt.”

It’s hard to not find fault in California.