Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 17, 2024

Oh groan, that was good.

I like to put chocolate pudding inside of whoopee cushions.

He’s full of gas

A job interview at PullMyFinger industries.

what a gas!

This has to be the first time I have seen Fart used in a daily comic.

“Because you (you!), me (me!), and everybody’s got a fart-time love…”

Wait’ll he tries the 239 Irish Bean Soup in the cafeteria. One more bean and it will be too-farty.

It’s either this or cut the cheese at the deli.

this one stinks

20 hours a week will be a breeze, but if I don’t do a good job they’ll give me the raspberries.

This way you’ll have more time to fart around at home .

Like Stevie Wonder sings, he a “fart-time lover”.

Faux-fart-time work

I would guess that is a sitting position.

he’d talk about his previous accomplishments, but he’s not one to toot… his own horn…

Whatta gas!!!

I must be 71, going on 13 – that made me laugh out loud!

Does the staff canteen sell baked beans and cabbage?