The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 21, 2024

Having kids makes you realize how your lies used to sound to your parents.

My friends explaining how I must be a genius cause I’m the smartest guy in the friend group. Me who know I’m average intelligence and they’re just idiots.

Doesn’t work on me. I hate it when people think that they can game you.

Well, that’s one way of getting out of mowing the lawn…for the moment.

Not “better”. “Easier”.

Please don’t let that thing start!

“It’s ROBOT Fighting time.”

Audentes Fortuna Iuvat- (Fortune favors the bold) Virgil The Aeneid.

that expression is the most cowardly and unethical bit of advice that one can follow in doing anything. During my working years, there were a few people who worked with me who found out the truth about that. js

“BattleNots….”

has anyone considered the irony of creating a robot to slay robots?

Politicians (and a good number of married men) have used that since the dawn of time

Sure, if you can live with the repercussions. OK, now you have to mow the grass with a pair of scissors.

Sounds like a pretty good, get out of jail free card!

Don’t tell Toby that!

Their $400 lawn mower?!?