Lay Lines by Carol Lay for February 12, 2024

Missing one. Buy OCR software that includes spell-chack.

I’m going to need a big hill.

I wonder if anyone else saw the UFO? The person in the street? People in other apartments?

The number of UFO sightings has gone down since the easy availability of decent phone cameras.

So did Carol really see a UFO? The drawing isn’t like the one she usually uses for herself, but it’s not that different either, so…?

So in the end…, not a total loss.

I’d rather watch the hawks.

People will believe you. As long as you agree that what you saw fits their theory.

The alien is thinking that no matter where he goes, there’s those d**n paparazzi.

Wouldn’t January be closer to the new year than September is? The furthest from December would be June.