Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for February 29, 2024

A little rouge and some spackle wouldn’t hurt you a bit either.

Aren’t we all?

We’re all fixer-uppers.

Aaaacckk! People should love others for who they are….not who they can turn them “into”!

Who is Mother Goose talking to, anyway?

Hiram’s a project.

Are there any men who are not fixer-uppers?

“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy…” ッ

a friend asked my wife why she married me (and i wasn’t at all offended by the incredulous tone) and my wife replied that she liked a challenge…

It’s a long term project.

How’s that working out for you?

And who did he fix you up with?