Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for February 17, 2024

Much better to let wild “{B}Roncos” trample them to mush.

It was supposed to include the turnip twaddler function and open into a pocket fishing pole.

I am amused (and disturbed) to find that very low-cost items sometimes offer protective warranties that cost more than the original cost of the item itself. It depresses me that people might fall for that.

Slap, chop! Get on to your next call.

………no truer words!!!!!!!

Probably.

What’s a TV vegetable?

“But the ad made it sound like the greatest thing since the bread slicer.”