Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 20, 2024

BS – all you’re doing is wool gathering.

Shear genius.

If they were cows UDDER management?

You ain’t herd nothing yet.

My Border read this panel to me. I didn’t understand any of it cause it was all barking but still.

Supply chain management

Chief of Security, Operations, and Strategic Direction.

If you drove people around for a living, would that be Uber management?

So get back to work or you’ll be a “hurting dog!”

When he learns to herd cats, he’ll be a VP.

Upper management usually keeps all the sheep in line, after all! ☺️

You can call yourself whatever you want, you are still not getting any more pay, or doggie treats.

CEO…Crafty Ewe Organizer.

Them looks like well-fed sheepies.

A woman wrote in my Linked in that I had skills and training that I didn’t have. The only way to remove it was to take her off my list which offended her so she blocked me from all her social media then said it was accidental. (◔◡◔)

I don’t have any “uppers” to manage. Nor any other drugs, for that matter.

For a sec I thought I read “heroing dog.”

Heh, I just changed my job title on LinkedIn today.

…probly smarter than him anyway!