Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 24, 2024

Third choice is to find a spouse who is not so mean!

What would that be?

Cleaning up your own mess maybe?

Sheesh. He of all people should know sarcasm when it hits him in the face.

My husband has a full beard. But that’s not for everyone.

Growing a beard will avoid that problem, as long as you don’t trim it.

Just clean up your own mess, Pete!

Sarcasm often is misunderstood to say nothing of the unspoken, or else.

Every time husband saw me cleaning up his hairy mess, he would say “I was just going to do that!”. Um, no you weren’t, it’s been there since yesterday. We no longer share a bathroom, so not my problem anymore.

Oh there is, just keep thinking it will come to you!

What’s a few whiskers on the sink getting her upset for. How about the long hairs (from her) that may or may not clog up the drains.

There is. Clean up after yourself and apologize to your wife.

Smack………………….

Eeewwww‼️ I’m gagging here…..

Opt for that wind thing…….

what’s the definition of “clueless”?

Beard?

Ooooh, a chance to see if the crème brulee torch will carbonize them in the sink AND get rid of those ugly hard water spots!

OK, since we’re on the subject, let’s talk about clog of hair in the shower drain.