Eek! by Scott Nickel for February 23, 2024

Watch out for the Joker with the crow bar.

It doesn’t even come with pants.

When you graduate, you become “NightWing!!!”

If you want a future, fighting a bunch of gun armed criminals with your fists, might not be the best option.

Kid, I have more important things on my mind right now….later!

Your retirement package is Batman hires a clow to beat you to death with a crowbar.

“Well, depending on which Robin you are, in your future, you are either an independent Super-Hero, dead, or both…”

When Scott Nickel wrote this, I wonder if you remembered what happened to Jason Todd?

p.s. DC should never have revived him. The death of Jason Todd was an important milestone for Batman, and bringing him back from the dead removed that.

In his case, it come with getting adopted by multi-billionaire Bruce Wayne.

Holy 401(k), Caped Crusader!

You’re a sidekick. You don’t have a future. :)

Robin wants to build a nest egg.

You don’t even get a burial plan. We do provide a decorative “urn” from Hobby Lobby though.

No.