Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 01, 2024

He said doggedly.

“You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.”

But, boy, hey, he can still get around!!

Add to that: tripping people with your cane.

or even standing on 2 legs

Getting old is ruff.

He’s become a gray hound.

Not a good boy.

Bad dog. Very bad dog.

Humbug! You CAN teach an old dog new tricks… the REAL trick, is getting us to remember them.

Poor ol yeller