Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 14, 2024

Don’t forget a staple remover or two.

A much more interesting exhibit would be those freaky objects on the bureaus. Who knows—Agnes may end up on TV!

The freaky deaky thing is showing its disdain for her idea.

I didn’t know that staplers were graded. I guess if they work, they can be considered to be fine. ;-)

I’d go with the stapler Starsky.

If you build it they will come.

Given her chances of finding a stapler hutch, Agnes probably should have stuck to chewing gum wrappers.

Not much of a collection without a red Swingline.

The Smithsonian called, they want their stapler back.

Agnes always has her own irrefutable logic.

I dunno Agnes…I would go for that showcase, maybe a few accent lights. Amazon has one.

The stapler hutch is only for fine porcelain staplers from the Han dynasty

Hutches are also for fine rabbits.