Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 06, 2024

Andy is great at spending other people’s money!

A tenner? Any honest ref wouldn’t sell out for less than twenty quid.

His butt must be awfully sore from being kicked out of so many venues!!

Andy gets ejected, and then becomes dejected..

Only if I can get it back quickly.

Don’t ref.

I wonder how much the opposing team would be willing to pay to have Andy premanently sent off!

I’ll give ya TWENTY to go on home!!

Andy may always be skint, but you aren’t.

he’s bribing him with you

Great ref.

Sports in USA total corruption. I take one of my boats out and fish. Cheap fun and can eat fresh food and have super fun with grands and great grands. Even let them swim after fishing. Double the fun.

Refs, like politicians, can never be bought, only rented. (One of my all-time favorite Andy episodes was one where Andy is muttering to himself, “I know I was a bit naughty but the ref didn’t have to send me off.” Then he reconsiders: “Just think of all the people who never played you a dirty trick.” And he smiles at the reader: “There must be millions of them!”)

The tenner is for Andy to buy himself some beer after he gets chucked out.

Boss? Boss? Really?

Nope, consider yourself sent off.

Andy is despicable! But I kind of like it. Haha.

xxx

@Everyone

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Just a tenner? I think it would take more than that to bribe a ref.