Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 08, 2024

what were you thinking, giving Andy directions?

Shabbat shalom, fellow Cappers. May all terrorism be destroyed forever!!

Andy never trusts a man in a purple suit!

Does the UK have “Caller-ID” on it’s phone system?

Lie about your age Andy, so you can retire.

Just power down your cell phone.

Why is it that the name ‘Maynard G. Krebs’ comes to mind?

There’s no job too small for Andy to ignore!

The Rose and Crown is this way —→

I don’t blame Andy one bit!

He’s bummed out.

You’re going the wrong way. Loved that statement in Movie Planes, trains and automobiles. John Candy and Steve Martin.

Andy will never find a job that way. But that’s the object, isn’t it?

Andy knows which way he’s headed.s

They can’t fool Andy………

Unfortunately I have been on/off the dole throughout my life. If it was up to me, I wouldn’t but as soon as I left college my Dad made me “sign on” until I found a job. Not to get “free money” but because I’ll also get pension contributions from the government. My Dad is pretty smart when it comes to things like that even though I didn’t see it at the time. I’m now on a benefit where I don’t get money at all (I’m not eligible because of my savings) just NI (National Insurance) contributions alone that will go towards my pension. That makes me a feel better. Not on top of the world though. Haha.

To keep them active, I need to attend the Jobcentre every 3 months but they are not “strict” with me at all. Probably because I’m not getting money. They just let me carry on doing what I’m doing. My next appointment is 12th April. Hopefully I’ll be at my new volunteer job by then so I have something to tell them.

xxx

Face it Andy does not want to work

This bloke doesn’t know Andy very well, does he?