Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 27, 2010

AAAIGH! I’m with Mrs. Jones on this one. That tail is attached to a rodent the size of Texas!

Don’t be alarmist - it’s only the size of Connecticut …

… Connecticut at high tide or Connecticut at low tide?

Or it could be all tail with a tiny tiny body…. (like Rhode Island at high tide!

Something smells fishy to me…

Don’t panic mom! Hamsters aren’t violent unless you upset them. They usually run from things. And this one seems mild mannered because it is letting Oliver play with it’s tail. (Yes you can make whatever bad jokes you want from this)

Still, that’s a lot of tail…

I’m not saying anything. lol

Now you need to call the carnival, and order a ferris wheel for him to run on.

That’ll make one heck of a racket all night long.

RAYANNINA, JGCP, and AVOUNTEER. Hey, no jokes about the size of Southern New England. Our ball team is tied with the Cubs, we’re bigger than Hawaii, and you can drive through us on a half a tank of gas.

RAT = Long-tailed Hamster (I would be really worried)

Go Ollie…It’s Your Birfday… Go Ollie… Go Ollie…!

That is one huge piece of tail.

at least it isn’t a tentacle…

What did he feed it to get it to grow that large? And how did he deal with the ultimate results?

And a moment later: “Now those are droppings!”

If this was Lio, that’d be a tentacle.

my 3 dwarf hamsters are continuously fighting so having a horse sized one, bad idea

You aren’t supposed to keep more than one male hamster together. They kill, dismember, and eat each other. Not good for the kids to see.

I had a little dwarf hamster. He never bit me, he was cute, and was just a joy to have.

yo! note: success wasn’t total, folks. all you have is a 90-pound hamster tail. no hamster. (he’s working on it, i bet)