Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for July 29, 2010

Oliver Wendell “Hacker” Jones, don’t you dare! A Dallas victory, even by electronic cheating, would be a travesty; a travesty I say, sir!

Hey, if you aren’t cheating, you aren’t trying….

Go for it! I want to see how Steve Dallas handles fame and notoriety, it should be hilarious!

IBM good, mama.

Er, do ya think ya could get to my police record?

If you want to demonstrate the absurdity of the pageant, what better way than making Steve Dallas win?

Hey now - if Mr. Rhode Island can stuff his suit, then Mr. Bloom County can certainly stuff the ballot box.

As you can see in the first panel, the pageant is sponsored by Lava, the soap that gives your hands a bloody good cleaning.

Make Steve Mr. Congeniality. That would be a

real joke.

I love the dial up craddle modem. A true classic.

Ah, the good old days, when hacking was cute…