I’ll bet that, like Ted Haggard, Oral Bill turns out to be a penguin luster himself. Not only that, but who the hell is a guy called ORAL Bill to be casting aspersions on anyone?
Hey Oral Bill, before you point your righteous paw at anyone, could you just explain how an immoral society can have the “moral fiber” you say is being threatened by penguin lust? Just asking…
He must have read the George Murray Levick report about “depraved” penguins: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18370797 . . . that penguin lust knows no bounds!
One of my favorite strips by Berk. Takes me back to college, when I indeed had Opus lust. Luckily, I found my hubby, who doesn’t have a big nose, nor is he slightly overweight, but he is generally flightless and does love water.
A band called Annwn recorded a hoot of a song called “Penguin Lust” back in the 90s. Links to lyrics and mp3 are here (scroll down): http://motogrrl.org/Bands/annwn/lovers.html
A fine how-do-you-do indeed, Opus, old mate! Life’s good at throwing those out whenever you least expect them. Also,Anyone else notice Bill’s paw jumping out of the screen?
ThePigman about 12 years ago
I’ll bet that, like Ted Haggard, Oral Bill turns out to be a penguin luster himself. Not only that, but who the hell is a guy called ORAL Bill to be casting aspersions on anyone?
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
PENGUIN LUST! For heaven’s sake, don’t tell anyone!
TheSkulker about 12 years ago
My favorite T-shirt. Although, unfortunately, it is quite worn and faded now.
CountAnton about 12 years ago
@Pigman I’m guessing its a reference to this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_Roberts
And it probably pre-dates the Bill Clinton – Monica – Oral incident. :D
MrSulusBrain about 12 years ago
It’s not a coincidence…you can’t spell immoral without oral!
neatslob Premium Member about 12 years ago
Is that the lust OF penguins, or lust FOR penguins?
Sir Osis of Liver about 12 years ago
Hey Oral Bill, before you point your righteous paw at anyone, could you just explain how an immoral society can have the “moral fiber” you say is being threatened by penguin lust? Just asking…
BluePumpkin about 12 years ago
He must have read the George Murray Levick report about “depraved” penguins: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18370797 . . . that penguin lust knows no bounds!
Marykaybates about 12 years ago
One of my favorite strips by Berk. Takes me back to college, when I indeed had Opus lust. Luckily, I found my hubby, who doesn’t have a big nose, nor is he slightly overweight, but he is generally flightless and does love water.
LordOfTheExacto about 12 years ago
A band called Annwn recorded a hoot of a song called “Penguin Lust” back in the 90s. Links to lyrics and mp3 are here (scroll down): http://motogrrl.org/Bands/annwn/lovers.html
Jaylene Hake about 12 years ago
Opus?! NO!
Doctor Why about 12 years ago
A fine how-do-you-do indeed, Opus, old mate! Life’s good at throwing those out whenever you least expect them. Also,Anyone else notice Bill’s paw jumping out of the screen?