Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 27, 2013

But WAIT! There’s MORE! If you order NOW, we’ll DOUBLE your order, and make the first payment for you! just pay shipping and handling, which may or may not exceed the entire purchase price!

The turnip twaddler is obsolete, though… Long since replaced by the Prostate Patoodler

the lettering in this old strip is unmatched in modern times.

I’ve gotten quite a lot of usage from my turnip twaddler. Best sex toy ever.

I too once thought I was immune to these silly ads. But now I have an armload of junk,courtesy of my mother-in-law at every Xmas and birthday.

I find those ads very seductive. Fortunately my inherent cheapness always kicks in before I buy more candidates for the trash.

There are two levels of failure with most of these products. It is either a good idea with no clue of manufacturing, reliability and usability, or a beautifully over engineered failed concept.

I’ve always needed a knife that can cut up a tin can and an old shoe right before I slice my maters!

I think it depends on how much she charges! :-)

…i personally don’t EVER want my turnip twaddled…(isn’t that illegal in some countries?)

Tomatoes shouldn’t be mused, they’re already kinda mushy! And turnips should’t be twaddled, because, uh, they… Shoot, I got nuthin’. Bon apetite!