Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 28, 2013

So then….just stand there and watch and let it happen? Don’t turn off the tube? Then when little Bobby is on the 6pm news his Mom will be interviewed saying, “My boy was so quiet. I don’t know what got into him”.

Awhile back, the mom was watching TV when she heard, “You WILL get a bad nosejob….”

Bah! I don’t even watch commercials any more. I get my buying guidance from Consumer Reports, America’s Test Kitchen, and a judicious, read-between-the-lines survey of product reviews on the internet. None of those guys are paid to sucker me into buying something.

I’ll buy that for a dollar!And that!And that!Everything is beautiful…!

There doesn’t appears to be such a word as“premonitious"

And now, after getting that done, they’re now corrupt with power. How long are they going to ride on those coat-tails? And if you’re just going to be picky about scabs, you know full well I was talking about those that cross the picket lines. If they’re not willing to work, there’s people with families to feed that WILL. Screw the picket lines!

“Planned Parenthood IS immoral, gun control WILL take away your rights, bla bla bla…”

My suggestion is to look for the pods.. As the pod people have got to be smarter…