Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 15, 2024

“Let a simile be your umbrella!”

Ma’am, you’re more like Single-A. The humans didn’t have such wisdom sometimes during the Godzilla films(actually, sometimes that is the norm). This sheriff is like a small town Jim Gordon; without Rip, he wouldn’t have been able to watch tv in this ongoing arc.

What? Goldilocks the food thief and bed vandal is a cop now? This a terrible traaavesty of justeefiable justeece!

Dunning-Kruger law enforcement at its best. The only things that are major in this town are RIp and the Big Stack™ at the Pancake House.

That girls’ as sharp as a stack of pancakes.

the sheriff isn’t sheriff for nothing, he knows when they can’t handle a guy

I’m beginning to wonder if the sheriff really wants to catch Rip Haywire. Perhaps he believes Rip is innocent?

Orrrrrrr. They could go have pancakes.

Rowdee, exactly how do you figure that Starlight County Sherrif’s is the “Major Leagues” of law enforcement?

KA-SIMILE!

I bet the Sheriff is actually too chicken to take on Rip.

Rip would refuse to fight you. You’re friends. He’d just run away.