Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 10, 2024

mhm … the wind inside your head

In those great Max Fleischer cartoons from the 1930’s, inanimate objects would (temporarily) sprout faces and sometimes speak.

And let’s not forget the Disney classic BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, where the castle was populated with talking and singing objects.

Salt shakers are noted for giving peppery remarks.

Not to be confused with the wind beneath your wings.

The only inanimate object I’ve had speak to me is Alexa, an uninspiring conversationalist at best.

Naked Lunch had a great scene where the typewriter talks to Peter Weller

The last thing I would need is my salt shaker or door knobs yammering at me. It’s bad enough that my car nags me to change the oil.

It’s the echoes of her mind that she has left.

I’d have a few choice words for a LOSE floor tile, if it tripped me.If the old towel was stinky I might ask it were it has been.

It’s just a little schizophrenia.

My coffee cup totally understands Agnes.

I would not want chatty toilet paper!!!!!!!!!! :)

is it okay if the objects in question only speak up now and then…?

When “the wind” speaks around my house I always get blamed for it.