Batch Rejection by Garey McKee for March 04, 2024

Everything locked up nowadays.

depends on the current aroma at home…

I have never seen detergent locked up at the store. In fact, other than certain drugs at the pharmacy section, I can’t remember seeing anything locked up at the grocery. Am I missing something?

How sad that it’s come to this in many places

Blue state.

You can always order it online and have someone steal it from your porch.

What! Has someone discovered a way to use detergent as a precursor for a Class A drug? I doubt it.

Rampant thievery in the big box stores, so more & more aisles are now locked up, and you do have to get an employee to unlock it so you can make your purchase!!! Reality of today’s economic times!!!

Of course the cost of these measures prompted our new slogan – “We’re raising our prices to serve you better!”

Nah, we can use paper plates……..

Welcome to “defunding the police” and “justice reform.”

no soft-soaping this situation…

Our Targets in ND aren’t this way but when we travel and need a toothbrush or something, we have had to page someone and I felt silly having someone get a toothbrush out of a locked case. Big city livin’ I guess. (It’s been in Las Vegas mostly.)