Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for March 19, 2024

If the regular fare is slop what makes you think she does a good job with pizza? Possibly it will be the worst pizza you ever ate.

Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.

I’d pass on that unless it’s delivery.

My mother’s cook book (published in 1942) has a recipe for piazza. . .and the pronunciation is given right under the name!

Does the job listing for cafeteria workers read ‘Sociopaths need only apply’?

I used to deliver pizza for a living. we delivered to school cafeterias for school lunches.