Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for March 30, 2024

The sadist who first put a squeaker in a dog’s chew toy should be shot at sunrise.

If i was a plastic surgeon specializing in breast implants I would so add a squeaky!!

When I was a teenager I stole the voice chip out of my little sister’s singing doll. I regret nothing!

It was self preservation, Grimmy.

The squeakers ensure the sale of more toys. Many dogs chew the toy to get the squeaker out, so the dog lovers buy more toys with squeakers, and the dogs chew those to get the squeaker out completing the cycle.

Just like with Odie’s beloved dingle ball.

You woke me for that?

This is Mr Huffle. Mr Huffle feels pain.

Poor dog.

When we had dogs we purposely avoided toys such as that!