The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 18, 2024

My brain is just a jellyfish in the ocean of my head

‘Cuz I drank too much tequila, and I woke up seein’ red

And now all I really want from life is to crawl back into bed

On account that my brain is just a jellyfish in the ocean of my head

— B. Nershi

Considering the tentacles are how jellyfish eat, is that one on a diet?

Brother and I cracked up just now. Reminded us of dad.

Worse than a combover would be using his tentacles to make a man bun.

I go to church with this guy

He has a in “tentacle” to look silly!

If I saw a guy with a comb over that started down there I would stay far away.

hey thats trump style

Don´t they know comments like that can sting.

Again, this just doesn’t work, it makes no sense… but I have to chuckle and admire the mind that would come up with it!

Well, it looks like a comb jelly. What do you expect?

It’s a cover-up, and a sting.

He’s all wrapped up in himself….

Oh! Then the “J” stands for Jellyfish? Who knew…

So where is the peanutbutterfish?

Long-long ago, and far-far away, Pat Henning said the solution is to let eyebrows grow and comb them back, on an Ed Sullivan show. Works for me, now at 80.

In Jellyfish land, it doesn’t really make sense that they’d consider it a combover. More likely, he’s doing Yoga or some form of gymnastics.