FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 10, 2024

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That’s good exercise. Jason should swing both right and left to build up both sides. If he’s going to whiff it either way, it doesn’t matter which hand is his dominant hand.

If you don’t want to play, Jason, just say so!

There are 27 outs in nine innings, but only the last one counts. Nobody who got the other 26 outs gets told “You lost the game for us”.

Reminds me of a Bugs Bunny cartoon

Get your butt back here, young man. You can’t weasel your way out of this one that easily!

Jason is not into team sports.

Peter wins, he has no reason to complain

[Leonard moves a Chess Piece, leaving his finger on it]

Sheldon: If you do that, I’ll win in eight moves.

[Leonard moves a another Chess Piece, leaving his finger on it]

Sheldon: I’ll win in five moves.

[Leonard moves a third Chess Piece, leaving his finger on it]

Sheldon: I’ll win in one move.

Leonard [Taking his finger off]: Oh, no! Good game…

I guess Jason doesn’t want to play.

Bop him on the back of the heads as he walks away. Now you’re out.

Personally, I kinda expected Peter to lob a pitch in there to contribute to the game a little. But then … no joke, right?

Made me laugh.