From Not Always Right: Even An Atheist Would Pray For Them To Go Away
Customer: Sneezes
Me: “Gesundheit.”
Customer: “No, it’s ‘God bless you’.”
Me: “Well, I’m not religious, so it wouldn’t be much of a blessing.”
Customer: “You don’t believe in God?”
Me: “No.”
Her body language changes to something defensive.
Customer: In a mocking tone “So, how does that feel?”
She looks at me like she has just asked the most profound question in history and I am going to drop to my knees and accept Jesus into what was clearly the massive, moralless hole in my life.
Me: “Do you believe in Buddha?”
Customer: “No…”
Me: “It feels like that.”
She didn’t look very happy with me and walked off.
cmxx 3 months ago
Just realized what the “J” stands for. Not sure about the “R” yet.
WhatsTheJoke 3 months ago
“Real” ???
Yakety Sax 3 months ago
From Not Always Right: Even An Atheist Would Pray For Them To Go Away
Customer: Sneezes
Me: “Gesundheit.”
Customer: “No, it’s ‘God bless you’.”
Me: “Well, I’m not religious, so it wouldn’t be much of a blessing.”
Customer: “You don’t believe in God?”
Me: “No.”
Her body language changes to something defensive.
Customer: In a mocking tone “So, how does that feel?”
She looks at me like she has just asked the most profound question in history and I am going to drop to my knees and accept Jesus into what was clearly the massive, moralless hole in my life.
Me: “Do you believe in Buddha?”
Customer: “No…”
Me: “It feels like that.”
She didn’t look very happy with me and walked off.
NOT my story.
Gina Carson 3 months ago
Could have just flashed him. That’s what I usually do.
Ellis97 3 months ago
You know what they say! Laughter is the best medicine.
CaveCat87 3 months ago
With apologies to Reinhold Niebuhr.
MichaelD Premium Member 3 months ago
First initial “J” middle “K”, last initial “R”.
Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago
He is a great friend.
Stephen Gilberg 3 months ago
Wait, is Verne laughing in earnest or just sarcastically?
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
RJ’s personal philosophy is a joke.