Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for March 08, 2024

Only plain ties on a checked shirt, Danny.

“at the count of three, I shall clap my hands, and you’ll wake up” – Dan should learn these words.

And a onena, and a twowa!

We can count on him. Measures must be taken.

Thus is the staff of life.

Sure, ’tis music to his ears.

Maybe he used the flashlight ! LOL

I hope you’re writing this down, great stand up stuff.

These are throwaway lines, Mike. My guiding light is Stephen Wright.

Context is all, for maximum effect.

Sometimes maximum affect as well.