Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 19, 2024

So funny! Took a sec …

Not for the bloke that fell on his bicycle bar.

he has a boo boo, someone could just kiss it and make it better

Good thing it isn’t a jellyfish sting.

I had a manifold burn on my calf that refused to heal until my mother-in-law’s dog gave it a good licking.

I think he’s already been licked once.

Keep walking, it’s just a surface abraision.

Nah, but surely someone knows how to kiss a boo-boo.

Anyone got a cone of shame on them.

The dog’ll be there lickety-split.

We all know how to lick a wound. However, we are socially conditioned at an early age not to do it (in public).

There’s a trick to it?

It’s the moment Dr. Rex has been waiting his entire life for.