2022, motorcycle accident…spent 5 nights in the hospital. I had my wife bring me a pair of “kissy lips” shorts for me to wear…not underwear, “loungewear” shorts. On my 2nd day, the nurses got me up for a walk, and I had on the hospital gown, a tshirt, and the kissy lips shorts. I didn’t get far before another employee came up and asked for me to wear something other than the kissy lips, or to wear something to hide them. Really? I was happy, comfortable, and willing to take a walk until after that. I wasn’t asking anyone to kiss my behind…it’s just a pair of funny shorts…black material with red lips all over them. I did what I could to get out of the hospital quicker after that…I didn’t want anyone there to be offended over what I chose to wear while recovering.
j_m_kuehl 11 months ago
While you’re up, would you mind frying up some bacon
Tigressy 11 months ago
Are you decent?
Got up only a few minutes ago, still at my morningly mug of coffee. (Munich, Bavaria, Germany, Central Europe)
So: No.
Macushlalondra 11 months ago
He’s wearing hearts on his shorts. So pinch him. He’ll put on pants fast enough.
basspro 11 months ago
I had boxer’s with hearts on them I wore them once, the wife had a good laugh and that was it.
ladykat Premium Member 11 months ago
Yes, I’m decent. I’m also fully clothed, and enjoying my coffee.
mokspr Premium Member 11 months ago
Considering how holey your underwear is, he might go there to beatify it!
KEA 11 months ago
another thing I like about living alone… my accoutrements are rarely criticized
j.l.farmer 11 months ago
He might be jealous and want a pair of his own!!
wellis1947 Premium Member 11 months ago
It should be noted here that the head of the catholic church does NOT, himself, wear “pants” – at least not that WE can see…
QuietStorm27 11 months ago
Depends on your definition of “decent.”
cuzinron47 11 months ago
It’s OK, you’re married.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
At least he’s not wearing his tightie whities.
Robert Miller Premium Member 11 months ago
2022, motorcycle accident…spent 5 nights in the hospital. I had my wife bring me a pair of “kissy lips” shorts for me to wear…not underwear, “loungewear” shorts. On my 2nd day, the nurses got me up for a walk, and I had on the hospital gown, a tshirt, and the kissy lips shorts. I didn’t get far before another employee came up and asked for me to wear something other than the kissy lips, or to wear something to hide them. Really? I was happy, comfortable, and willing to take a walk until after that. I wasn’t asking anyone to kiss my behind…it’s just a pair of funny shorts…black material with red lips all over them. I did what I could to get out of the hospital quicker after that…I didn’t want anyone there to be offended over what I chose to wear while recovering.
raybarb44 11 months ago
Already at the front door, bring out the wine while you are there…..
exciteme 11 months ago
No doubt where Elliot gets his snark.
olds_cool63 11 months ago
Their fridge doubles as a urinal!