Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 18, 2024

Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.

And let’s just leave it at that.

42 minutes is quite funny.

“Unicorn tries to save herself from hurting her friend’s feelings any further”. YouTube is gonna love that one.

Actually, thinking about it: what sort of pop-up ads would 42 minutes of unicorn YouTube have on it? Aside from horn-enhancer spam, obviously.

“I’m a clown? Do I amuse you?”

Look at unicorn maps and see if you can find exciting secret places.

Well , Phoebe, it looks like lots of business opportunities are open for humanfluencers over the UNICORNtube…

Humans are silly, Phoebe. And you have done some silly things. On the other hoof, so has Marigold.

Good save Marigold!

Sad to say I have seen humans poke at their phone for much longer than 42 minutes!

I am so glad humans sufficiently amuse you Ms. Marigold!

“Yeah … yeah, that’s the ticket …”

Uh-huh. Maybe that other unicorn kid does have the better Marigold.

Too late, Marigold! C’mon, Phoebe, humans ARE hilarious! WE watch the same videos! Also, strip liked for using the number 42. Nerd happy.

At least Phoebe doesn’t stand still while some silly sausage beans her with a rock. …….. silly unicorn!

I think you’re only digging yourself in deeper here, Marigold.

You are a liar, Marigold, you were obviously stifling a laugh at Phoebe’s expense.

Hope the unicorn never discover Failarmy

I always say that the Internet is like vaudeville without the class…..

I don’t really know if “SnrrrPhoebe” is convinced of her regal status.

Phoebe will feel a lot better when she gets to unicorn social media and witnesses all the flame wars that break out over a single dislike.

Hey, it works both ways, or this comic wouldn’t be very funny.

Don’t we also sometimes do that to unicorns and other creatures? Well, I guess they got their revenge.

Snaaarrrrrrf!

I can’t believe I missed this even though I couldn’t sleep all night…